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Frequently Asked Questions


How does it work?

We use electronic probes to enter the brain, connecting to the electrical system of the nervous system as a means of downloading memory and consciousness. The data is then converted to the super computers that host the newly ascended.



What are the risks?

As the technology is still relatively new, there is still significant risk in performing the procedure. However, Ficial is the head of innovation in the industry.



How do I ascend?

Fill out an application on the APPLY page and send it to us at EMAIL. We will get back to you within 6-8 weeks on whether we have accepted your application and decide to move forward with interviews or if you have been rejected.



Are my children allowed to ascend with me?

Yes.



What is Ficial’s favorite color?

Green.



What happens to my physical body after I ascend?

Your body will be returned to your family or whomever you have arranged to claim your body.



What type of candidates are you looking for?

Apply and find out.



Can I contact family members that have ascended?

Yes. As of now, the only means of contacting loved ones who have ascended is to come to our corporate office during visiting hours. We are currently working on a cloud based program to allow for remote visitation in the future.



Can I see your artist's statement again? ughhhhHH!?/////

Expanding upon the Ficial startup business, the KidZone portion of the website provides a space for kids (and fun quirky adults) the opportunity to design their own stick figure! The purpose of designing their own stick figure is to serve as a projection of personality onto the stick figure form so that once they ascend, they can feel some sort of individualism. All customizable options within the game were approached in a way that did not conform to any structuralist ideas that exist in the IRL such as gender, skin color, body type, etc. The customizable options highlight the stark differences in reality seen in the digital and the IRL. A new world, reimagined :). Also referencing how children are often brought into cults by their parents and raised in an environment that they did not choose for themselves.
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